VANCOUVER
- BEACHES #4!
We begin with a monkey wrench in heat, a message from "jest" or Jesus - whichever is cheapest - that your microwave is calling you long-distance. Set amidst a ring of Purple Fire, which scores high on the Buddhist Color Wheel - it sings a Broken song. So: let's go home and call it a night. Damn! More work to do! We're gettin' into shit that's a trifle more lively now; somewhat better than a memorial to an Exlax Bar. Somehow, this one is the Ram of Aries (or the "Air of Ramses"), prancing right into the front page of your Jehovah's Witness Bible Tract. This one actually LEAPS right onto your bed and makes wild love to your eyeballs. A unique an interesting blend of Traditional Tagger's Blue and Sexy Orange. We're startin' to git them juices flowin'. A couple more nondescript "runners up" and we'll move on to Egypt and Other more Spiritual Realms.
Okay, tribes and pussycats: more cartoons. These were running rampant on the shelves of graffitiland 2 or more years ago. They may have been erased by now: who ever goes out to Jericho to look anyway? Hiding behind the shade of a Eucalyptus Tree, these little fluffy pontoons are quite a marvel for sore eyes. Kind of like a kid's story book. Just add Magic™, and it all comes true!
There's something about the hands and arms of these demented symbols - the gestures they make describe some of the subtle emotions of the spoiled human ego. I recommend this artist to team with LaBrona of Trains Fame and come up with an Easter Egg for Picasso. It CAN be done. Further down the hidden and sweet wall of tears: "Beach Bums" signed by Relax in 2002. A helpful addition to the festive history of the Royal Vancouver Yacht Club and all it's Sunday Diners. A short and snappy round of applause for Relax for another of his many Zen-like and Karmicly-Balanced productions. (clik on Relax for Even More Relaxing Visual Orgasms). Kind of a little distorted by Sun and Beer, but nonetheless, we proceed. This lovely lantern on the left is somewhat reminiscent of the Blue Sphinx and Songs of Whales, but it's a StandAlone gem anyway. Not sure what it all means, but someone somewhere cares. Besides, it's almost Christmas at the Beach and you can wear your hair any shade of Blonde you want! We end this installation with another Cartoon from Ope (I hope), something of a Giddy Mama or a lean anorexic version of "Aunt Jemima". Pancakes for lunch and girls for free. Well... there's one more. I was tempted to ask my Astrologer about this one, but I'm walkin' the tightrope here. It clicks on the left for the Fully Monty Sez1 Panamoric Seizure without epileptic medication. Do it and pay later. I don't have a clue what it means or what it is screaming. Sometimes it's good to ask little kids that type of stuff. They can see clearly in times of duress. Okay, now we're leaving you for sure. You've been good today: you get the Milk Chocolate Mars Bar of Love!
We leave you to meditate on this wheel of color.
END OF BEACHES #4 |