you really can't blame your parents, the
high-school teacher, your lost girlfriend or your dead dog for
anything that goes wrong in your life. If you're really
being accountable, you can only blame yourself. But then, if
you accept that responsibility, you can't sit around the mouldy
rumpus-room with other potheads blaming the world for your troubles.
if you dropped out of kindergarten. But lissen up: there's better
things to say to a box-car on Friday night. Doesn't matter
how many beer you've had, or how mad you are at Dad. You
crayons will taste better to the world after you get a little
more "experience" under your belt.
1. Buy some Duct Tape
Buy a musical instrument
Tape yourself to the instrument
Learn to play it
Put on concerts for Deaf Kids in Special
When you graduate from "Taped Music", try
God gives everybody a second chance.
do crazy stuff like putting tape recorders in graveyards
and playing them backwards.
That's what they get
when they play those tapes backward. Some
hands should never touch spray-cans. Some hands are
meant to simple things like push buttons on tape recorders. Get
your career straightened out by seeing a counsellor or
did Ella Fitzgerald. So did Hendrix. So did
Frankie Boy. What makes this guy deserve Arial Fonts
on a Cowtown GrainCar? Maybe a little more decorative,
perhaps? Times New Roman? A little squiggly tail
. Puh-Leeze! "Live Evil". Hmm.
This is where we Duct Tape this guy to a Kurt Cobain Album
playing endlessly "The Sound Of Confusion". Then
it's 100 lines on the blackboard, "I see my light come
shinin', from the west down to the east...".
Then it's dinner for 2 at MacDonalds and beer in the rumpus
room with a Black Velvet Jesus picture and two Raindeer
antlers to go.
Nine Hope invites us to "Hope Along With Jesus" (or was
that "hop along"?)
We'll fill you in on 9hope's predicament shortly, after
we retire for bev's and barbie.